Tag Archives: Chelsea
Another week has passed, and none of us achieved anything to further the human race. But we did get to watch some football, so that’s nice. Also Ben is away, so I get a chance to continue being anti-Liverpool with … Continue reading
After the excessive self-congratulation of the Olympics, it was comforting to be able to return to a sport where cheating, widespread drug abuse and commercial censorship isn’t the norm. Unfortunately, for a weekend overflowing with goals and strange results, we … Continue reading
“They bought the title” say the Chelsea fans. “Everyone should hate them for winning” say the Man U fans. “What’s their obsession with forwards that are patently too short for Premier League football?” say the Arsenal fans. Everybody loves City.
It’s August, I have work to do and a flat to find. Naturally this means it’s season previews time. First up, Chelsea.
Apparently this weekend the Premier League officials have been terrible. However, the teams negatively affected were Wigan and QPR, so no-one cares, and the main beneficiaries were United, so no-one is allowed to talk about it. Luckily for you, Goalposts … Continue reading
Witty joke about seeing the future, assertion that my unfounded opinion is fact, topical joke. Go.