Category Archives: Things to Love/Hate About Football

Two contrasting sides of the same glorious coin that is football.

Things To Hate About Football #5: Watching football with people you don’t know.

One of football’s greatest strengths is its ability to bring people together, uniting them regardless of race, colour, gender, age or education in the common interest of beating that other team in the differently coloured shirt. Unfortunately, this all falls … Continue reading

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Things To Love About Football #2: Ironic Cult Heroes

Every club has their own cult heroes. These are established in one of three ways.

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Things to Love About Football #1: Happiness

The brains behind this website (and therefore presumably the reason for its failure to date), Dave, is a miserable bastard. His one saving grace is that he knows it; and so from time to time he asks one of his … Continue reading

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Things To Hate About Football #4: This video of Santi Cazorla I saw.

Aren’t football tricks wonderful to watch, with all those players showcasing their flair, talent and audacity? Hurrah.

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Things To Hate About Football #3: People moaning about lunchtime kick-offs.

“TV’s ruining the game!”, they say. “What about the Corinthian Spirit?!” they say. “Lunchtime kick-offs are awful!” they say. No, no, no, no, no.

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Things To Hate About Football #2: The exaggerated death of the FA Cup

An example of someone complaining about the FA Cup losing its magic: “The football world these days, like everything else, is governed by money and as such, the Champions League is the Holy Grail as opposed to the oldest, and … Continue reading

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Things To Hate About Football #1: Cameroon’s kits

Things all football shirts must have: 1) Coloured fabric covering the torso representing a club or nation. 2) Sleeves.

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