Premier League Predictions in Haiku: 4th – 6th February 2012

Witty joke about seeing the future, assertion that my unfounded opinion is fact, topical joke. Go.Arsenal v Blackburn

Gaffer’s head on stake, would not please the fans enough, despite this success.

Norwich v Bolton

All clad in yellow, two huge waves break with a sigh, as white cliffs stand firm.

QPR v Wolves

New signings gelling, Cisse’s hair dyed blue-and-white, leads to victory.

Stoke v Sunderland

Beauty in football, an alien concept here, stops viewers’ pleasure.

West Brom v Swansea

Lower mid-table, safety assured for today, football is winner.

Wigan v Everton

As tumbleweed blows, through deserted stadium, both teams lose nil-nil.

Man City v Fulham

Clint Dempsey: Hero, just watch in futility, as City score five.

Newcastle v Aston Villa

Both Dembas miss goal, as our striped blushes are spared, by Ben Arfa, God.

Chelsea v Man Utd

Torres prays Oh Lord, not a repeat of last time, wish granted on bench.

Liverpool v Tottenham

Andy Carroll’s success, from before is forgotten, as Bale scores hat-trick.

 

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About Dave

I'm not biased, I hate every team, and often the sport itself.
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