Aren’t football tricks wonderful to watch, with all those players showcasing their flair, talent and audacity? Hurrah.
God, he’s a magician isn’t he, juggling the ball over two players then magically turning another two, one of whom he’s already skinned and the other who’s just stands there with his arms aloft, proclaiming that he hasn’t fouled anyone when, in fact, he hasn’t fouled anyone.
Of course, despite what you may have just seen, this is not what happened.
[Warning, satire below]
His first touch is nothing, robbing the ball of any momentum that may have helped him escape the attentions of a defender easily and without all this fuss. This piece of utter garbage forces him to kick the ball in the air over someone who probably deserves the ball more. At this point, Cazorla doesn’t really have a plan, he sees another defender coming to try to win the ball and juggles it over him too, because that’s so original.
Now, he’s completely screwed, because his needless juggling has taken him towards the touchline, effectively halving the directions in which he can move. He gets out of this predicament through the a particularly moronic idea that he obviously stole from a Taz cartoon: Spinning round near the ball while two white shirted players conspicuously fail to even attempt to make a tackle.
To round off this frankly offensive eight second clip, having evaded his pursuers, Cazorla loses the ball anyway, although the video has clearly been edited to not show this, most likely by the player himself.
The kicker? All those players trying to tackle the tricky winger are forwards and attacking midfielders, on account of his doing all this dicking around near his own box.
Pointless and futile.