The Official Top 10 Players in the World (5-1)

Here it is, the eagerly awaited top half of Goalposts for Goalposts’ Official Top 10 Players in the World. You will enjoy it.

5. Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Simply the best.

4. Haris Vuckic

Bucks the trend of players having two first names (Alex James, John Terry, etc.) by having two surnames. He is also good at football.

3. Nicklas Bendtner

He thinks he’s the best, because he is. Except when he isn’t.

2. Bojan Krkic

Ignore everything you think you know about football, the most likeable kid on the planet, the antithesis of Neymar, destined to be the best in the world, replacing…

1. Juan Roman Riquelme

Had to make sure he hadn’t retired, but fuck yes.

There it is, The Official Top 10 Players in the World. I hope you enjoyed the most meaningful 10 minutes of your Christmas holiday.

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About Dave

I'm not biased, I hate every team, and often the sport itself.
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