Here it is, the eagerly awaited top half of Goalposts for Goalposts’ Official Top 10 Players in the World. You will enjoy it.
5. Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Simply the best.
4. Haris Vuckic
Bucks the trend of players having two first names (Alex James, John Terry, etc.) by having two surnames. He is also good at football.
3. Nicklas Bendtner
He thinks he’s the best, because he is. Except when he isn’t.
2. Bojan Krkic
Ignore everything you think you know about football, the most likeable kid on the planet, the antithesis of Neymar, destined to be the best in the world, replacing…
1. Juan Roman Riquelme
Had to make sure he hadn’t retired, but fuck yes.
There it is, The Official Top 10 Players in the World. I hope you enjoyed the most meaningful 10 minutes of your Christmas holiday.