There was much excitement at Goodwin Sports Centre today as Dyslexics Untied unveiled their new multi-million pound signing, Sam Strong. Strong, a classy centre back of some renown, was said to be “nervous, but ecstatic” at this new step in his career. If there were any nerves they didn’t show, the defender scoring a classy goal.
In other news, Dyslexics lost 2-4 to SUDSS. They were cunts. But who wants to read a match report anyway?